i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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