I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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