maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Randomize
