I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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