am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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