you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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