Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Drunk walkin through police station. America
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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