she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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