Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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