Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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