I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Vodka?
Forever.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
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