have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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