I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
someone owes me an orgasm
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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