he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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