Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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