So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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