Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
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I need you to use more vowels.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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