omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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