I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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