All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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