Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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