i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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