no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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