My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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