you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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