Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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