Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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