There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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