Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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