I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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