You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
