The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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