let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Randomize
