Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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