i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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