When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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