he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
