if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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