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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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