i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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