Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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