If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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