Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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