There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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