Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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