My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
They took my balls.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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