I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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