Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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