My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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