ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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