What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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